cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011

Cancertruth

Excitotoxin related substance found on top of human's brain. Mind altering and more importantly deadly if not treated, turning into any and all forms of cancer. Removing this involves using a chelation and omega 3 fatty acids.

"Two weeks after I went to a mercury free dentist to remove my mercury fillings, I did not feel so crazy, and lost the cancer tumors thanks to finding out the cancertruth."

by Cancer Doc November 13, 2012

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

cancery

A way to describe someone who has, or appears to have, cancer.

When you can't see her hair, Vallery looks kinda cancery.

by sexysethy July 26, 2014

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cancellitius

A person who constantly cancels reservations, appointments or engagements. This person is normally considered rather flaky as well.

Ahh, Frank Black is scheduled to arrive today at 2:00pm. Due to his cancellitius, it is likely he will call in to cancel once again or just fail to arrive completely.

by Tiny OG April 1, 2016

cancer cocktail

The drink created by mixing everything they have at a bar

Im gonna create a cancer cocktail

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016