cancellitius

A person who constantly cancels reservations, appointments or engagements. This person is normally considered rather flaky as well.

Ahh, Frank Black is scheduled to arrive today at 2:00pm. Due to his cancellitius, it is likely he will call in to cancel once again or just fail to arrive completely.

by Tiny OG April 1, 2016

Cancelitis Nervosa

A form of extreme anxiety about being canceled or impending cancellation due to a history of either out-right or secretive socially unacceptable behavior in one's past. This condition can also manifest due to things that you said or did that USED to be acceptable being deemed unacceptable in current times. This type of worry is especially common among celebrities or political candidates.

Many comedians suffer from Cancelitis Nervosa due to a history of saying risque things in their performances that have become much more problematic in modern times and threaten to derail their careers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin October 12, 2022