An employee, usually a mechanic that borders on incompetence but occasionally does a good enough job to not get the sack. A busetto also has an above average confidence in his own ability. When there are more than one Busettos in a company it can be used as B1, B2 and so on.
“Hey Busetto just totally fkd the perfectly good clutch on that car”.
“Was it B1?”
“No it was B2, the mother fucker repaired the cam timing on a Ferrari last week and today he can’t remember how to change oil”
“Was it B1?”
“No it was B2, the mother fucker repaired the cam timing on a Ferrari last week and today he can’t remember how to change oil”
by Frankiechong October 15, 2025
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The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
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(corporate term) not technically possible, but possible in the business sense (in that it's not technically possible, but business leaders will promise it anyway and then you, the team, are responsible for achieving a doomed goal from the start in spite of the obvious reality of impracticality)
Leader: Can we add AI to our cat collar so it can translate cat-speak into English in real time by January?
Developer: Ok, I'm sorry but there is no technical way to get that done with the existing technology, let alone by December.
Leader: Technically no but let's put it on the roadmap businessly
Developer: Ok, I'm sorry but there is no technical way to get that done with the existing technology, let alone by December.
Leader: Technically no but let's put it on the roadmap businessly
by wi1lywonka December 27, 2025
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Get the Busibility mug.A phrase once overheard in a Chinese restaurant that has become a common phrase among a certain group of internet elites. "Most business" has become a benediction.
by Fire Seeker May 19, 2005
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A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.
by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008
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This word Rowdy and the phrase Rowdy Business are growing increasingly popular and frequently used in its native region. More likely to be heard around the Rowdy Triangle.
This word Rowdy and the phrase Rowdy Business are growing increasingly popular and frequently used in its native region. More likely to be heard around the Rowdy Triangle.
Exhibit A: "Deadmau5 is headlining a massive concert, its gonna be ROWDY BUSINESS for sure!"
Exhibit B: "That dude gets ROWDY at tailgates. He downed 6 beers bongs, 3 shots, and whiskey coke at 10:00 in the morning. He's straight ROWDY BUSINESS".
Exhibit B: "That dude gets ROWDY at tailgates. He downed 6 beers bongs, 3 shots, and whiskey coke at 10:00 in the morning. He's straight ROWDY BUSINESS".
by FlexIconic December 22, 2009
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