Bearded Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009

beady eyes

adj: small round eyes that glisten with insightfulness, supreme knowledge of technical tax issues and a profound ability to "make it happen."

Note: Not to be affiliated in the slightest to Lombroso's version of the adjective written in his book...'On Criminal Man'.

When I looked at his beady eyes, it made me realize that he was indeed not a criminal but perhaps a positive, charismatic man that probably had the profession of a high level executive.

by A fellow beady-eyed person September 26, 2005

Bearded Dragon

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon

Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"

by bunse July 10, 2009

Drag Beard

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Cheese Beard

An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.

Man did you see Alex's cheese beard? Somebody get him a razor!

by halfpint86 October 16, 2010