Mini-waver

A person who uses the a microwave in small increments, in an attempt to save time and achive the perfect temperature. It never works.

Sally: "Ugh! This hot pocket is still too cold, and my meeting is in 10 minutes!"

Frank: "Maybe you should stop being a mini-waver and just do what the box says."

by Frank Mank'n September 15, 2009

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

big wavey

An overnight Home Depot supervisor who eats ass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Big Wavey's breath smells like but because that's what he ate.

by mpc6q7 August 10, 2014

big waves

When you need to get turnt for a night out. Very very drunk. When Jack goes out for a big sesh, he is gonna make big waves.

Matt: What you doing tonight?
Jack: Making big waves
Matt: oh right

Jack: come make waves and stop being a big fat bitch

by Wavey Gang October 9, 2017

we wavey

When you intoxicateed so u movin like a wav

Dodo: Yo man we wavey
Friend: Bro true

by riridanifriends November 30, 2017

autistically waved

When you dab a ton or once when it's not 2016, and you think it's either okay or not.

"I autistically waved at people, because I'm cool..."
"Ew, don't be my friend anymore."

by doddleoddle May 16, 2018

weekend waver

The weekend waver was one who was an average teen or twenty-something during the very early 80s who would punch up their mundane hair with goop and spray color to look "punk" or "new wave" at punk bars on the weekend. Often spotted in parachute pants and a Police t-shirt.

Who are those weekend wavers?

by Spreggy May 24, 2019