Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch May 11, 2018

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Open toed pants

Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.

It is highly encouraged for new hires to wear open toed pants on the first day in the office.

by Poochy July 24, 2019

will towers

Will towers is an ard man, he mainly hangs out "wiv the gang"
The gang is a bunch of extremely "cool" boys who are rock ard. Not only do they vape and smoke but they gangbang underage girls, of course without consent because this is will tower's gang we are talking about. His haircut is a bowl cut because he can't afford a better one because he spent all his money on prostitutes and drugs. Will has his most prised possession hidden in his room, it is his cum sock, If anyone finds that it could be a couple years of cum to waste, and he wasn't letting that happen sso he didn't hide it in his room, of course not, he hid it in his basement, along with all of his drugs and the underage girls he has kidnapped wiv da gang.

"Will towers gangbang underage girls without consent and hides his cumsock in his basement"

by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 6, 2019