hyper chicken

1. A person you work with, usually female. They can’t sit still for more than 2 minutes, have their nose in everyone’s business and try to play “momma chicken” to everyone else in the building. 2. Someone who causes distractions all day at work

The bitch won’t sit still, what a fucking hyper chicken! She’s all like “bawk bawk bawk!”

by The fun bunch April 03, 2018

youngstown slingshot

When a girl grabs your nuts from behind, pulls them up over your ass. When she lets go, they sling around and slap you in the chesticles

Man, that bitch gave Ken a Youngstown slingshot and he hasn’t walked the same ever since!

by The fun bunch February 09, 2018

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window? Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch February 27, 2018

munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday ! Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch March 15, 2018

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch February 27, 2018

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch February 27, 2018