Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.

Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

by Pun10123 July 22, 2024

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

snap and slide

to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)

No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.

by sunshyne24 December 20, 2010

Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.

In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.

by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023

Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024