by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010
Get the stoner boner mug.A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:
1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
by weedFORthePEOPLE December 5, 2011
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1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009
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Get the Stealthish Stoner mug.When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.
by shmoffice March 31, 2009
Get the Texas stinker mug.Is a bad ass mother fucker. Just likes to have a good time. Talks slowly because mouth sticks together (cottonmouth). Forgets..everything. Usually is broke, because all of their money is spent on pot, or gas (bakerouting). Often avoides social gatherings to get high with other stoners. Rambles to oneself. Non-stoners don't understand the high mumbles or thoughts. People hate on stoners, but they're good people.
Did you see those girls eyes? What a stoner.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.
by main boss March 20, 2011
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