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Texas stinker

When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.

Donna, I'm sorry I had to give ya a Texas stinker last night, but you were makin' my dick go soft!

by shmoffice March 31, 2009