Red Shirt

Red Shirt: Whatchu tryna get into?
by RandomStraggler February 11, 2023
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Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.
Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.
by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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put you on a shirt

This means usually not offensive and is meaning a Roblox avatar like putting someone on a shirt with their Roblox avatar.
I’m going to put your Roblox avatar onto a shirt. “Put you on a shirt”
by Hehdd May 14, 2024
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Signature Shirt

A signature shirt or sig shirt or SS is a shirt that a person in a picture wears usually on purpose. This is sometimes a person's ow custom shirt but mostly it's not. These are usually validated by a myspace whore or a just a man/woman looking for a hot date. sometimes it cld be just a bikini top (hopefully only for a girl)
by Hellhound9210 June 23, 2009
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Shirt cockin

When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.
On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe
by Knucklesmcjerk October 20, 2023
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Brown shirts

Did you see those ANTIFA guys go full on brown shirts on that shop keeper? That will teach him to believe in freedom.
by 80's rock November 29, 2022
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