royal crispy

The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.

Dude! My girl gave me a royal crispy last night!

by officialdildotester69 January 11, 2026

The Royal Tannenbaum

Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.

The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!

by T-sauce April 19, 2009

rockin' royal

A sick/hip term for senior women who have too much blue dye in their hair but wear it with confidence.

Yo, that grandma had rockin' royal hair.

by lsbn superhero September 22, 2009

Golden Royale

The act of any royal family member giving their partner a "Golden shower" (Piss bath).

On their royal wedding night, Prince William gave his lovely bride a "Golden Royale"

by Trezzz May 21, 2011

project royal blue

To stay somewhere so far into the evening that the sky has achieved the colour of royal blue and dawn is well on the way, especially if you have to be up early that morning.

I was in the library so long last night, I participated in project royal blue

by 9849741 August 24, 2011

pie royal

A pie royal is where an individual has sex with more than one pie in succession.

"Oh man I had apple and strawberry in my pie royal last night!"

by Greg Extreme December 3, 2013

the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit

Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!

by Dewbz September 22, 2014