pipe dream 

A strong desire that is unrealistic

The New York media has a pipe dream that LeBron James will sign with the Knicks in 2010, but he is not going to play for them because he is going to stay in Cleveland.

pipe dream by Fini, Brad May 14, 2010

pipe dream 

a fantasy or an illusion, dream, wish etc. that won't usually come true.


A kick ass Nintendo game! =]

Being able to love him is just a pipe dream.


Yoo i still play Pipe Dream!

pipe dream by xXKitteh_FaceXx July 4, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline 

When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

Alaskan Pipeline by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010

pipe cleaner 

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

pipe cleaner by little_nut2 July 26, 2010

pipe her down 

to run a train and crave sexual intercourse with a certain baddie on the block. deadass .

aye, Jimmy don't forget to pipe her down after the movie, she lowkey asking' for the pipe.

pipe her down by The plug in n out May 22, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline 

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

Alaskan Pipeline by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.

Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."

Lead Pipe Feeling by Destructo Hero November 21, 2005