parlor talker

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.

I can't believe how many parlor talkers continue to post here as if they were aviation experts.

by Mabbers November 5, 2006

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Pearce

A nice and funny person that has really cool friends

Pearce is so funny and nice

by lol o lol November 19, 2019

Parl

To suck your own dick because no one else will

That incel is gonna have to parl tonight, no woman will have him!

by Trotskylite November 11, 2020

parlecite

A member of the alt-tech social media platform Parler who exhibits toxic behavior and attitudes towards vulnerable people.

Don't mess with that Super Karen, she's just another Parlecite.

by liddiebear November 13, 2020

parlerphile

One who uses far right safe space Parler for their social media needs

Bob didn't get his news from a regular source, instead he relied on his parlerphile ring for his information

by Drprim December 29, 2020

Parlez-vous

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little

Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!

by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021