Nood

1. A bare noodle lacking dressing (Marinara sauce, Alfredo sauce, butter, etc.)

2. Another way to spell 'nude'. Usually for the more innocent people who can't man up and write "send a nude" with proper grammar.

An easy way to get a significant other or a stranger to refuse to send nudes.

1. She preferred her noodles to be nood noodles since childhood.

2. Guy, texting: Send noods
Girl, also texting: Ew, no.

by TheWildFlailing July 16, 2016

Pot Noodle Horn

the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!

teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)

by MrFrickerAnnoyer October 14, 2009

Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

vaggie noodles

what dykes munch on mornin noon and night

"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"

"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"

by LC August 25, 2003

Noodle

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.

I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.

by Christoper M Norton December 9, 2008

schoodle noodle

german meaning of Dick Snot

you eat schoodle noodle for dinner

by turd burglar June 20, 2003