Nood

1. A bare noodle lacking dressing (Marinara sauce, Alfredo sauce, butter, etc.)

2. Another way to spell 'nude'. Usually for the more innocent people who can't man up and write "send a nude" with proper grammar.

An easy way to get a significant other or a stranger to refuse to send nudes.
1. She preferred her noodles to be nood noodles since childhood.

2. Guy, texting: Send noods
Girl, also texting: Ew, no.
by TheWildFlailing July 16, 2016
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Useless paperclip

1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!

2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
by TheWildFlailing January 11, 2016
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