Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Muff bunny

A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff

A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.

by Dr O December 2, 2011

Muff-nuts

Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.

I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Strong Mouf

Strong= Hefty, Hefty, Hefty... LOL

Mouf=Mouth that Sucks

Strong+Mouf= A girl or guy who sucks a good dick!
Strong+Mouth= A girl or guy who sucks 2 much dick!

You know who U are... Especially if you know the winner of this years Strong Mouf awards...

He won 1st, 2nd, 3rd place...

"Hey Jimmy I hear your bitch gives good head?"
(pause)
Jimmy replies "Yo dawg My hoe gotta STRONG MOUF"

by Strong Mouf founder October 22, 2009

Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016

muffa

Mark Holland

..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.

by Rigs April 28, 2003