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Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now

What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019
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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
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Josh Hill

by obama hater 6422 August 27, 2021
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Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn
by Josh barns April 21, 2019
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josh ovington

Josh ovington is the coolest guy to every exist!!!!!!
Josh ovington is fuckin awsome
by Mintaz187 May 21, 2018
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Pulling a Josh

Watching your mom get dicked down by your co workers.
Man, I can’t believe you guys got caught pulling a josh last night!
by Mr Nibbles November 18, 2019
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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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