An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
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Singer/songwriter for a wonderful band by the name of Twenty Øne Piløts. He is wonderful and beautiful and amazing.
by Lila__ March 4, 2017
Get the Tyler Joseph mug.Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.
1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"
2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
by greenek December 27, 2011
Get the Fawkin Joocy mug.The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Get the Steak and a Blow Job Day mug.If you know a girl name Jovanna,you know the baddest bitch their is! She may seem quite at first, but once you get to know her she is as loud as it gets. She is hella hot . She is mad nice. She is caring and loyal. When she says something she means it. When she likes a guy she really likes him. She is as cute as it gets. People always tells her things but she will never tell anybody what she knows. She is smart in some subjects. She is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Jovanna is a Italian name. Most people pronounce it wrong, but it’s a beautiful uncommon name. A Jovanna will always be hot and will always be a guy magnet.
Many guys will fall for a Jovanna rather they like it or not. If you know a Jovanna you better keep her cause if you don’t She will love on. There are many people who would love to be her friend.
This is only true if she was born on any dates from October 23-December 11. If she wasn’t born on one of those dates it may or may not be true
Jovanna is a Italian name. Most people pronounce it wrong, but it’s a beautiful uncommon name. A Jovanna will always be hot and will always be a guy magnet.
Many guys will fall for a Jovanna rather they like it or not. If you know a Jovanna you better keep her cause if you don’t She will love on. There are many people who would love to be her friend.
This is only true if she was born on any dates from October 23-December 11. If she wasn’t born on one of those dates it may or may not be true
Jovanna is looking fine like always
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I want to become friends with Jovanna
Is Jovanna single or taken
Jovanna is hot
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I want to become friends with Jovanna
Is Jovanna single or taken
by Kaitlyn Salerno October 29, 2019
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Part of the superior group NCT.
Is beautiful bitch and don't you hurt him.
NCTzens hoe
Part of the superior group NCT.
Is beautiful bitch and don't you hurt him.
NCTzens hoe
'wow did you see johnny suh?'
'wait what the fuck where? imma go hug him hes so cute oasfjacinwkeamfxixuac I LOVE HIM'
'wait what the fuck where? imma go hug him hes so cute oasfjacinwkeamfxixuac I LOVE HIM'
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