knee jerk

A handjob from a midget

"she was kinda short but I loved her knee jerk action!"

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) November 2, 2009

Jerk off

Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.

The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!

by Martina January 10, 2003

Heckle & Jeckle

Heckle & Jeckle are a pair of identical twin crow cartoon characters created by Paul Terry. They basically go around looking for trouble and people (mostly retarded dogs) that they can punish and harass for no good reason.

Heckle & Jeckle are the coolest crows in the world but I wish they were for hire so I could send over to Wills house to beat his ass and teach him a thing or two about respect.

by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015

jerk-off artist

1. Someone who is incompetent, completely unreliable, and so full of excuses that they should just masturbate for the rest of their pathetic lives.

3. A jack of all trades if all trades were different forms of masturbation

2. Someone who fails at their own life, and also succeeds to suck a little life out of everyone else on their way to nowhere.

1. Someone who indecisively sits on their ass while opportunities come and go until they are finally left with nothing.

What the fuck is your problem man? We can't count on you for shit anymore you fucking jerk-off artist

by RevelationToRevolution January 10, 2008

Jerk-Off Hands

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.

Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010

Circuit Jerk It

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circle Jerk

A ritual in which multiple negroes excitedly form a circle and proceed to perform a dance which is synonymous with the hit 2009 hip-hop song "You're a Jerk (I know)" by the New Boyz. Said dance called "the jerk" is performed at many parties and gatherings and street corners where the ratio of negroes to white men is greater than 4:1.

Regee: "Ay mayne you hittin' up dat circle jerk 2nite.

Winston: "I sincerely apologize, but I must decline for I am a caucasian male."

Regee:"Mayne, datz wak."

by Sandman "Jedii Jerk" Jones September 23, 2009