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Jair Bolsonaro

The current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro is the most evil son of a bitch on Earth. A psychopath and a terrorist that cares only about money and woudn't give a damn if all the humans beings would die in suffer as long as he would live like a wealthy king and he wouldn't be affected.

This fascist supports and encourages the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest, an essential ecosystem that maintains the life on Earth, a paradise that includes 10% of all species of Earth, produces 20% of our oxygen and also can slow down global warming, trapping impressive amounts of CO2. Jair doesn't believe in climate change or he doesn't give a shit about it. He doesn't care about the tribes that have been living in South America, he doesn't care about animals, biodiversity, the future or the fate of humanity, what he cares is just the money. He put only corrupt politicians in his government and fired all the people who wanted to save the nature and removed all the protection for this unique forest.

A lot of people also died in Brazil due to the coronavirus pandemic, and only because this moron doesn't believe even in the coronavirus saying it's just a flu and wanted to remove the quarantine and the protection measures for stopping the disease to spread.

Strangely enough, Bolsonaro still has a lot of supporters, maybe the rotten, selfish, heartless and morally corrupt persons like him or the least educated Brazilians that are easily manipulated or brainwashed to not see the reality.
A: Hey do you know what is the full name of the Brazilian president?
B: No, dude ! What's his full name?
A: Jair Messias Bolsonaro !
B: Are you kidding me? His middle name is "Messias"? Jair Bolsonaro is the devil on Earth ! His parents should have named him "Lucifer" instead !
by A visitor to Earth July 13, 2020
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Jalapeno Shits

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016
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Jada Pinkett Smith

A Actor who is known to have "Entanglements" with people such as: Tupac, August Alsina, Tupac, Tupac and Tupac
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jaycel

Jaycel is cute, courageous, compassionate, intelligent, sensitive, tactful, diplomatic, and powerful. . She get what she want. She prefer not to be in spotlight but is famous. She has the charisma, so many people love and adore her. She can easily understand the emotions and thoughts of other people. She love to help and care for those she loves. She treasure family values and traditions. She is willing to sacrifice herself for the sake of others. She is one of a kind.
Jaycel cute
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Aggy Jaggers

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great ExpectationsCharles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.
There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.
by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017
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Tom JacksonChase

Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.
Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.
by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022
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MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
by Welshwiz October 24, 2012
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