Jacksoned 

(v.) The act of getting hoodwinked, completely screwed, or royally f**cked by an organization and/or person much like Coach Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2012/13 NBA basketball season.

Bill: I was up for that new promotion but was totally Jacksoned by the company for Larry.

Steve: Sorry to hear that Bill, you were the right man for the job!

Jacksoned by ITALUS November 13, 2012

jacksoned 

A child getting groped sexually like Michael Jackson would do to his victims

That man Jacksoned me, he touched my pipi and my butthole, he must be Michael Jackson reincarnated

jacksoned by Mena84 September 5, 2019

jacksoned 

Generally used when something is f*cked up beyond repair or to explain how something got f*cked up beyond repair.

I would take you there but I jacksoned my car last week.

My boss jacksoned my plans to take off early.

jacksoned by VeeV July 16, 2008

MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.

I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!

MICHAEL JACKSONED by Welshwiz October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoned

Awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and LOVE. Becoming a part of the solution to the world's problems.

Goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being Michael Jacksoned.

Michael Jacksoned by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.

After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.

Michael Jacksoned by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012

Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.

Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.

Phil Jacksoned by Brett Hull November 3, 2009