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junk food burger

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.
I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.
by AceDonald February 19, 2015
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dancin' fool

adj. To describe actions of a person or a group of people having fun in a disrespectful manner. Not necessarily pertaining to dancing. Including, but not limited to being loud, obnoxious, causing a scene, horse play.
"Y'all look like a bunch of dancin' fools!"
by Andrew Longman May 11, 2008
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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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footjob

When she uses her feet to beat your meat.
In return for the foot rub, she gave me a footjob.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Gaelic Football

Sport of Legends. Gaelic Football is an amateur sport played throughout ireland, and in irish districts in parts of america and england. It is NOT a right wing terrorist organisation (LOL!) but it is a beautiful game which can give children all the right qualities in life..
1. Strength - Gaelic is a tough game, and you must be
strong at heart to play it (not neccessarily sizewise)

2. No cheating - other sports like soccer corrage children to cheat byt diving on the ground at any chance they get. This is strongly discouraged in gaelic and is seen as a weakness.

3. Not paid - Since the players are not paid, pride is what keeps every player going. Pride in there country and pride in there sport and pride in their parish.

4. Every game is PEACEFUL, there are no hooligans starting fights in the stands during a match. After every match everyone heads down the pub for pints. Unlike its british counterpart, soccer, where hooligans destroy whatever pride was left in soccer.

Gaelic, was not created in the 19th century, but can trace its origins back to the 16th century and beyond when the game was alot more crude and unorderly. Its rules were refined in the 19th century so that spectators could appreciate the game.

Players can play for either there county, or parish, and the colours they wear have been around for generations and generations and do not represent anything other than the pride and place where they live.

Many british people like to tar every irishman and woman with one brush.. in the past british forces have broken into croke park (Gaelic footballs head quarters and pitch in dublin) and killed 13 people, one 11 year old, one 12, one 13, a player , 5 women spectators, 4 male spectators.

The GAA (Gaelic Athletics Association) was set up in the latter half of the 19th century to REVIVE gaelic football and hurling because the british who had occupied ireland for the previous 700 hundred years had for long been trying to extinguish anything irish or celtic.
"Are you headin' down to croker to see the match on sunday'

"British people are jealous of Gaelic football, its sometimes funny"
by NiallMac August 21, 2006
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Google sonic foot fetish pics

Please

Don’t google sonic foot fetish pics
by VegetablesHulkSmasher January 28, 2021
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Fooding

A process which includes, but not limited to, any of these actions:
1. Finding something to eat.
2. Finding a place to eat.
3. Picking something to eat.
4. Picking a place to eat.
5. Preparing food
6. Ordering food.
7. Waiting for food
8. Eating the food
9. Cleaning up
10. Leaving the place

It could be a combination of any of the above.
Mitch: I am hungry
Greg: Want to go fooding?
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Greg: I am hungry. Time for fooding!
by Aleosha April 30, 2005
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