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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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Five knuckle shuffle

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
by Boy Roy June 20, 2008
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low five

The same as a high five, just horizontal and instead of slapping each others hands one person holds their hand horizontally and the other hits it.
A: Low five!
B: OK

/smack/
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Five-A-Day

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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fivehead

A person who doesn't quite fit the category of a forehead. Usually is as big as the span of five fingers.
Sydney Jenkins has a really big fivehead.
by Sasha Dingleberry December 7, 2009
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the five and dime

The cities of the immediate East San Francisco Bay Area, familiarly known as "the East Bay," which are serviced by the 510 area code. The most notable of these are Oakland and Berkeley, CA however 510 includes every city which touches the San Francisco Bay from Berkeley in the North down to Fremont in the South and includes other inlying cities such as Castro Valley and Piedmont. Some older user of the term (35+ yrs of age) also consider the further inlying cities of Contra Costa County (area code 925) as inclusive, since prior to the 1990's 510 covered that area as well, however it predominant use today is referencing just the Alameda County cities currently serviced by 510. The area code 510 translates as: 5 = five, 10 = dime, hence the name "the five & dime."
"We hail from the five and dime."

"He's one of those bridge and tunnel folk from the five and dime." (something a San Francisco native might say)
by d0gr0bb3r May 8, 2008
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five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.
by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006
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