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Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011
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Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.
"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."
by tuckfard July 31, 2012
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otter fight

1) Literally, two or more otters physically fighting during mating season for a mate or breeding territory.

2) When two people start to have sex but end up fighting each other in an otter-like fashion. It's cute but surprisingly painful and usually both parties involved have severe injuries.
I invited my boy over for some late-night lovin', but it evolved into an otter fight, and we woke up all my roommates and broke a lamp. Luckily, my roommates are freaky and like to otter fight too because they joined in.
by Tonks October 13, 2012
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Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath
Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot
by Crimez June 20, 2013
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Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
by Jambo365 December 27, 2013
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Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 5, 2015
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talent flight

When a company does not appreciate its employees to the point where talented, skilled and exceptional people leave the company because of how they were treated or how they were paid.
Our employee's are leaving faster than we can replace them! We should stop this talent flight before the company looses to many key players!
by B3nich July 6, 2016
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