Fart flake

The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.

Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!

by BarfVader December 3, 2016

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Fart Gallop

When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.

That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.

by MallY Big Mac September 30, 2017

fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.

Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.

by dviv August 23, 2019

Fart-onable

A person who encourages and seeks out the opportunity to be farted on

I feel so relaxed with that chick. Shes incredibly fart-onable!

by Jay the confirmer September 19, 2019