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Dumpstitute

A building, apartment, or dwelling place that is ran by a dishonest slum landlord. It is usually run down but is deceitful because the owner covers over mold and harmful damage that could easily be fixed for a nominal price but chooses to allow tenants to suffer.
I looked at the apartment today and it was a total dumpstitute. After signing a lease I discovered the smell was permanent no matter how many chemical I used at the dumpstitute. Its a disgrace that a millionaire doctor landlord could own such a dumpstitute purely out of greed at the expense of other's well being.
by Anchor Watson June 24, 2023
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Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.
I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!
by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023
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Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?
Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Dumpster-Fire

A Dumpster-Fire is someone who never functions on a daily basis and can not pull themselves and their shit together
Our English is always such a Dumpster-fire
by Cheese Quasont July 25, 2023
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Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.
Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Dumpster

An unclean male or female that has multiple sexual partners including animals, and other foreign objects
These days nigs and bitches are nothing but dumpsters.
by LuvlyTLishus September 4, 2023
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Dumpster slut

A girl who has sex and thinks it's leading to benefactors in which it doesn't and is usually financially with a low income and thinks she's clever but the men could care less and just wanted some booty.
"That dumpster slut think she on to something."
by Ohh shit July 12, 2024
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