drunkumpiness

Becoming grumpy when drinking, especially when in a social setting.

Alyssa was the epitome of drunkumpiness while out with her friends after a bad day at work.

by yankeegirl915 March 6, 2010

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Drunky Pants

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.

"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"

by NayFace May 5, 2010

Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES

Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.

by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010

drubnk

intentional typo of the word "drunk", used to illustrate a reasonable state of inebriation. intended to replicate the common result of ones thumbs becoming effectively fatter due to alcohol consumption, and using said thumbs to bash out an sms, tweet or facebook status, hitting extra keys in the process and being too drunk to notice and correct. using the word "drunk" would not be enough to those that use this word, as the the correct spelling might suggest that in fact they are not drunk at all. the irony being that the calculated use of the word "drubnk" would suggest an even soberer state, due to most phones auto-correction back to "drunk" being probably consciously overturned. the other words in a sentence will usually be correctly spelled, intentionally, to highlight further that "drunk" has been misspelled.

Am drubnk in pub, where are you?

by ovrdse September 4, 2010

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010