Comendador 

It's a name of a place and it could also be a person's first or last name.

A very expensive name. People last named Comendador are very very rich. They own tons of hotel in Spain.

Comendador is also the capital of the Elías Piña province of the Dominican Republic. It has a border crossing to the Haitian town Belladère.

Teacher: Students we have a new student, her name is Mia Comendador.

Random Student: Dayum she's a hot Latina!

Random Student 2: and prolly loaded.

Comendador by VAIO June 16, 2008

comedinerexia 

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.

There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!

comedinerexia by jasonisdalmayo July 7, 2010

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

Transcendental Comedic Event by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011

Piss Comet 

Noun: Piss Comet (pɪs-kɒmɪt)

When the Urine from the international space station is released into space and travels to a very specific distance from the sun causing particles to be released into a vapor tail.

The most beautifully rare sight one could see is surely a piss comet

Piss Comet by Human Overth June 18, 2011

Ab Comedy 

Used by Danny Gonzalez, meaning a genre of Instagram comedy where the creator tries to fit taking off their shirt in a part of their video.

Two friends are at Starbucks chatting.

Sam: Hey, do you know who Brent Rivera is?
Danny: I think so. Isn't he someone on Instagram?
Sam: Yeah. He has some SERIOUS Ab Comedy.
Danny: Oh.
Random Girl: OMFG HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!
Danny: O...K...

Ab Comedy by DaPwettyPwincess September 2, 2018

comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

Comedy Homicide 

When you have an actually funny meme, but is destroyed by laughing Emojis or "This made me die of laughter," and finally a stupid meme format after the funny meme.

You are being charged with 2 accounts of comedy Homicide

Comedy Homicide by Brooke N. Rubbers November 8, 2019