College

Your in debt haha

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

coletin

Coletin is a complete goon. He isn't very good at spelling but that doesn't over power how attractive and kind he is. His smile will guaranteed 100% make you feel warm, fuzzy and make you nervous: especially his voice. He is a bit of a hypocrite (he might say he'll talk to you more but won't) but is absolutely hilarious. Don't give up on him, he is a great friend and possibly partner to have in your life.

everyone- omg is that coletin,?! **says that while drooling
me- oh yea, and he's mine
everyone- LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU
me- i know, that's my coletin

by ghandi of the goons June 24, 2019

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021

Colleen Hovering

To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.

We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.

We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.

by XxWalnutChickenxX December 19, 2022

College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023

Colleen

You will LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH! She is rocking the brown hair, the red lipstick, and the ukulele! Also by the way, She is NOT a groomer, she's just a loser! Haha!

Casper: Yo yo yo dude, have you seen that Colleen girl's new video!
Xerxes: Yeah, That "Toxic Gossip Train" song is totally rad!

by emmyandlola August 1, 2023