Chemzing

A Zimbabwean slang word popularised in Group A schools, derived from the Shona word "Kuchema" (To cry).

The old bhali was chemzing oan

by Twapa September 18, 2019

From Unda Cheese

A testicular flocking of curdled cheese and organic matter that lies dormant from unda a clammy man’s ball sack

As soon as Frankie hopped inside Moe’s Jeep Cherokee, the scent of man really kicked in as I identified his signature essence from unda cheese through his gum shorts..oooh weee

by Roobeer September 28, 2020

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

by qashanya December 9, 2022

ass cheese

A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.

Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.

2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).

On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!

The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...

When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

Cheese Cloth

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.

Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

chelan

Chelan is a perfect girl, who is smart, spontaneous, and gorgeous. Chelan is that one girl who you walk by and guys all around are saying "Dnag girl you looking fine" Chelan is perfect. She can be moody at times but she is so perfect that it takes away everything that is bad about her.

Chelan is Gorgeous she is so Amazing that every guy wants to be with her.

by Monkeyfartsftw August 9, 2015