If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

your dad never came back with the milk

Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.

"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"

by sturniolotripletsslay February 28, 2023

then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.

"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"

by slimtotheshady July 8, 2018

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.

When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.

by QuacksO April 3, 2021

camel toe

When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts. Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.

OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe. No, no, don't look.

by backgroundgrrl July 23, 2006

Camden Town

A slang term used (mostly in south west England clubbing scenes) to suggest the act of oral sex or "Going down" on another person. Going Down- Camden Town.

Wanna go to Camden Town?

by GoneforWhiskey August 29, 2010