ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Vernon Breadbox

A female who uses an large quantities of feminine hygiene products so that it forms yeast balls that fall from both sides of the underwear and treats symptoms associated with that of a catastrophic yeast infection.

As Ashley walked to the shower, yeast balls fell from her Vernon Breadbox.

by FDOT September 30, 2016

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 13, 2017

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017