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mast bumping

1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.
My dick fell out of my girlfriend, mast bumping her thigh on the next stroke. Man, that hurt.
by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014
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Knee bumping

When a guy pretends to accidentally put his knee on your leg just to test to see if a woman is in to him.
Sarah: That guy at the bar kept knee bumping me.

Amanda: He is so testing to see if you will fuck him.
by OddGirlOut February 15, 2015
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blumpkin

the act of giving head to a person when their shitting
bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah
Steve:yeah it was great}
by grammas tiities October 19, 2009
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Blumpkin

When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.
I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
by Legacy021 May 2, 2009
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blumpkin juice

The toilet water that one drinks after giving a blumpkin.
"Yo baby, can you drink my blumpkin juice?"

"Alright, puddin' cheeks."
by thealexzandura March 23, 2011
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Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.

A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.
Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.
by Wayde Allen Smith December 24, 2008
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Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).
Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009
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