Kentucky Bacon Slap

The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.

<23:30:01> "Inked": gonna go kentucky bacon slap my sis

by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015

flip the bacon

turning it over and getting a huge win lino style.

"did you see lino flip the bacon?"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"

by Cody Riesterer May 16, 2012

half chub bacon

Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.

Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!

by Beard$ April 14, 2014

sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

naked bacon

when a male inserts his penis into a female without protection. Unprotected Sex.

Damn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i'm having a baby.

by Jayson David Dixon April 3, 2009

kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

by Rabbi-me August 28, 2008