naked bacon

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.

i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.

by Shtoink April 16, 2007

naked bacon

when a male inserts his penis into a female without protection. Unprotected Sex.

Damn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i'm having a baby.

by Jayson David Dixon November 23, 2008