America

The most awesome country in the world. Anyone who talks shit about it is jealous because theyre economy is shit.

Hey! america is awesome!

by Nick6776 July 14, 2009

Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004

Confederate States of America

The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost

Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America

by Dr.Redneck September 19, 2010

America

Home of the big dicks.

Matt is from America, they call it the home of the big dicks, because everyone who lives there has a big dick.

by champeen187 May 16, 2011

America

Best place on Earth for many reasons.
1. Saved free world in World War One
2. Saved the world, again, in World War Two
3. Gained our independence by fighting a world superpower.
4. Ability to claim the name of the Western Hemisphere unapposed.
5. WE HAVE THE BOMB!
6. We put up with the Canadians

French guy: You know I hate those filthy Americans even after they saved our lives in both world wars.

Japanese dude: Yeah they even dropped bombs on us after we bombed defensless navy ships.

Canadian: HEY GUYS!!!

French and Japanese guys: Oh great there back!

by Kyle Heffron February 24, 2009

united states of america

A pretty cool country with a not-so-cool President. A ton of the population is Christian, lots of guys are obsessed with sports, hunting, and/or racing, lots of fat rednecks, etc. Maybe 85% of the population is made up of intelligent people, while the other 15% includes people like our President. Many other countries bash the U.S., thinking that we're all stupid. Not so. We're pretty dang rich and powerful, but we should donate to, like, the needy. And the environment.

President: Let's go to Iraq because a group of terrorists who blew up some towers say they're from Iraq.

Japanese/British/French/etc. person: The United States of
America sucks! If you're from the U.S. you're an idiot! Your IQ is, like, 10!

Foreign Internet Nerd Hacker Person: i will hack the united states of america!... here we go... aw crap firewalls.

by drowningfish March 1, 2008

America

The best country in the world. It has the most freedom, the best government, the greatest people, and is one of the more powerful nations. If you don't like it, YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BECAUSE YOUR PROBABLY CANADIAN ANYWAY.

"Hey dude do you like Canada?"

"Did you really just ask me that? Their army consists of men on horses...and their bacon is not even bacon...."

"So do you like it?"

"NO! AMERICA ALL THE WAY!"

by Your mom is a gilf November 3, 2011