Wellsian porn, or pornography, is material that provides sexual arousal to someone obsessed with the military and related fields. The name comes from its main user, Wells.

Wellsian pornography typically consists of things such as the HBO mini-series Band of Brothers, Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and popular country songs like Toby Keith's American Soldier.

Oh man, who left this Wellsian Porn around... watch where you sit, it might be wet.

Wellsian Porn by sling pigeon September 22, 2009

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All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

All too well by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021

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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

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Well dweller

Someone that looks like they should live down a well!!!!

Wow they look like they should live down a well don't you think

Sure dude defiantly a well dweller

Well dweller by Smash0101 March 9, 2013

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