Definitions by rtl1984

Aw shit 

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

Aw shit by rtl1984 March 23, 2025

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

Jake Waterman by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Haw, well shit 

To express disappointment when something goes wrong.

Me: I’m downloading that cool new game today!
Random dude: Its not out yet…
Me: Seriously? Haw, well shit.

Haw, well shit by rtl1984 July 28, 2022