water beaner

A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean

Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner

by Theskanklicker69 January 14, 2023

Water Roulette

When you and the boys jump on a large plastic water bottle (1.5 Litres) and you keep jumping at someone until it explodes on the person facing the bottle cap, leaving him soaked in water.

Let’s play Water Roulette lads.

by Water Roulette June 14, 2023

fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.

Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.

by The Steiny August 28, 2007

white water rapids

when semen drips down a hairy vagina

bitch shave that pussy or there will be some white water rapids drippin all over my good sheets

by freddi fish August 8, 2008

Jolly Water Honey Bottle

The 'bottle' that one is said to have partaken of when one is acting unusually joyful or boisterous for no apparent reason...

It was thought that Sally had consumed from the Jolly Water Honey Bottle after her overtly confronting display of preposterous shenanigans.

Jan: He he he, I'm Chuckles Mcgee!

Pam: My word Jan, have you been partaking of the jolly water honey bottle once again?

by Chuck McGee August 11, 2009

academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009