Waling

To hit, punch, beat, kick, and thrash so hard that people think you're a Japanese fisherman brutally harpooning/ murdering your whale victim.

1. Johnny was waling so hard on Mark yesterday! He had two black eyes!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!

by Grin May 4, 2014

Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

Walling

To have sex standing up.

I caught this guy totally walling this chick inside the closet!

by TheManHdG February 11, 2009

Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

by Barr Man December 30, 2009

Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.

Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!

by samthegreater October 26, 2011

Wallingford

A town in Connecticut, my home. It is also the home of Choate the prep school. Wallingford is not a rich town or a poor town and we have some real nice areas. It can be a little boring but for the most part not too bad...just dont say anything bad about us unless you've been here cause we are known to have attitudes, but we are friendly under most circumstances. We say we're from Wallyworld (i know kinda dumb) but other then that we're pretty low key

"Hey ever been to Wallingford?"
" O yeah isnt that the town in CT where Choate is?"
"Yup. that's how everyone knows it."

by memyselfI May 6, 2006

Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.

Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017