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strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
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wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate
i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard
by bob December 12, 2003
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Waling

To hit, punch, beat, kick, and thrash so hard that people think you're a Japanese fisherman brutally harpooning/ murdering your whale victim.
1. Johnny was waling so hard on Mark yesterday! He had two black eyes!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!
by Grin May 4, 2014
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Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.
by cfghh July 31, 2012
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Walling

I caught this guy totally walling this chick inside the closet!
by TheManHdG February 11, 2009
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Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.
You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !
by Barr Man December 30, 2009
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Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.
Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!
by samthegreater October 26, 2011
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