tessay

n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.

Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?

by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

by M Mac July 9, 2010

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Uncle Ted

The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.

Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!

by That Maine Hipster February 14, 2022

Temy

usually used to refeer to a guy or gurl whose mad gorgeous and has major sex appeal

Kate: cant believe u brought me 2 this club, BORING!
Daniella: cheer up?
(Guy walks into the club)
Kate: TEMY!!!

by sophie p March 26, 2008

Teppo

A reliable Finnish man with flowy hair.

Teppo's hair flowed as he skated down the ice.

by finnishflash September 30, 2008

textversation

A lengthy conversation mediated through text messaging that usually involves a successive exchange of text messages within a short time frame.

I just had textversation with my girlfriend that lasted for twenty minutes.

by Nichik March 21, 2010