Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

Taint Loaf by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Taikese 

Usually a black male with a very long penis which is known in there culture as a BBC

His dick so longgggg he has to be a taikese

Taikese by Paul Matthews July 7, 2019

Tainted 

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

Tainted by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

taideo

To be at a really good point of drunk.

Let’s go get Taideo

taideo by Josh Meyers September 30, 2019

Taint 

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.

This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!

Taint by AT256 October 19, 2019

Taint Tickling 

The act of Tickling a Males Taint, Taint Tickling

“I just came back from a taint tickling session” said joe

Taint Tickling by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 15, 2020

Taint Envy 

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

Taint Envy by Jews1440 April 22, 2020