when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.
Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.
by Jack Funky the Black Monkey December 13, 2010
Get the Black Monkey Style mug.230 million years ago before dogs ever existed, Dinosaurs used to mate "doggy style". Until this very day there is no stated fact to how it originally started due to lack of solid evidence but there are two theories discussed among paleontology scholars worldwide:
1- Dinos themselves invented the so called "doggy style" when a Deinonychus male who fell on top of an offguarded female who was bent over checking its eggs resulting in unintended surprise buttsecks. A T-rex witnessed the whole incident but couldn’t make much of the details happening between the proportionally tiny creatures and took it as the newest trend in dino mating techniques. Later that night a T-rex carcus was found with its heart ripped out. It wasn’t clear why was the unsuspecting creature killed.
2- A Dino time travel to the future and witnessed the act of physical love between two dogs that inspired him to teach his own kind how to hump in this newly discovered position.
Away from all the time paradoxes, nobody can deny the fact that dinos used to hump using the exact same position and if we take a look at the historical timeline it is concluded that dinos did it first thus giving birth to the "Dinosauria mating" commonly known as the "dino style" position.
The phrase "Dragon Style" was created when a scholar couldn't remember the true expression and thus became widely popular among the online community in general specially internet trolls.
1- Dinos themselves invented the so called "doggy style" when a Deinonychus male who fell on top of an offguarded female who was bent over checking its eggs resulting in unintended surprise buttsecks. A T-rex witnessed the whole incident but couldn’t make much of the details happening between the proportionally tiny creatures and took it as the newest trend in dino mating techniques. Later that night a T-rex carcus was found with its heart ripped out. It wasn’t clear why was the unsuspecting creature killed.
2- A Dino time travel to the future and witnessed the act of physical love between two dogs that inspired him to teach his own kind how to hump in this newly discovered position.
Away from all the time paradoxes, nobody can deny the fact that dinos used to hump using the exact same position and if we take a look at the historical timeline it is concluded that dinos did it first thus giving birth to the "Dinosauria mating" commonly known as the "dino style" position.
The phrase "Dragon Style" was created when a scholar couldn't remember the true expression and thus became widely popular among the online community in general specially internet trolls.
by Phat5nake November 8, 2010
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When having sexual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne "Doggy Style". By placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. It was named by the girl looking like a Turtle in the process of intercourse.
Guy 1: Dude you know Debbie? I hit that last night. Turtle Style
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.
by Awesome_cakes January 21, 2011
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Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
by Carla omg December 7, 2005
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Get the buss it down sexual style mug.Having sex by penetrating two tightly held together thighs. Usually but not necessarily performed by two homosexual men.
by craftonite July 31, 2006
Get the college style mug.V: the rawest form of sexual intercourse. Usually performed without the uses of lubricants and contraceptives. No body parts or orafices are shaven.
by B Money March 1, 2004
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