Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010

rippy status

to be dismissed as an individual who tries to sound smart, but is really a complete moron

yo- that cat tried to drop knowledge, but said some dumb shit and now he's on rippy status

by evolution7 December 27, 2007

Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

Status

Status is an "athlete" who dresses to play the role of a great athlete, but cannot perform. For instance a tennis player decked out in expensive professional wear but cannot the game at all.

This "tennis player" was all status when he walked onto the court decked out in Adidas clothing but without skills to back him up.

by Khuuster January 25, 2008

Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] January 9, 2008

Rainbow Status

when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals

"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"

by Princess536 August 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008