Soccer Mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered

Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..

by .u January 17, 2020

skunk sucker

a reference to unclean lesbian oral sex

those two are a couple of skunk suckers

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.

Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.

by DrTinz February 19, 2008

Sibling sucker

One adult child whose siblings allow, by deferment, silence, or proximity, to assume and shoulder the predominant responsibilities of caring for an aging parent.

A sibling sucker with no time to call their own, can grow to be an angry angel.

A sibling sucker is usually performing one of the most difficult and thankless jobs on the planet.

A sibling sucker spares brothers and/or sisters of their equal responsibility which might "God forbid" interrupt their busy lives.

A sibling suckercan be one whose halo has fallen a few inches to become a noose.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

cream socket

When a girl has a fake eye, and a guy pops it out and ejaculates inside her eye socket.

Bill : "How did last night go?"
Nate: "Totally cream socket'ed that bitch"

Bill : " You blew it in her eye? SICK"

by Ndogg553 August 6, 2011

Smegma sucker

1.Some who enjoys eating the discharge from uncircumsized penises.

2. Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan Seacrest is such a smegma sucker, he will not get off Simon Cowell's dick.

by thisistherevolt May 8, 2012

door sucker

A person whose selfishness and single-mindedness prevents other passengers from entering a train/subway with ease.

I missed my train because I couldn't get around that door sucker.

by AT13 September 18, 2013