Smift

A simpler term for male bonding/bukkake amongst men..

Let's Smift again! like we did last summer!

by Stein Clift Henriksen May 1, 2005

smile empty soul

A band that was punkrock but is now emo, yet is still decent, there about only band that went from punkrock to emo and didnt suck ass

Smile empty soul's first album smile empty soul was a good punkrock album, but in their second album anxiety they sounded like good charlotte in

by smoogyfoogyboo September 20, 2005

contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010

smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

porn smile

A smile that represents that of a porn star.

Jacob said that Tom has a porn smile.

by Mack-Daddy September 18, 2006

Crocodile smile

A crocodiles Smile is a moment when you accidently have a poo sitting down that maintains its position in-between the crack of your cheeks.

"I cant tell if this is going to be a fart or a poo"
1 minute goes by...
"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Tim maintained eye contact with a hint of a crocodile smile

by HVMachine November 15, 2010

SCILF

Senior Citizen I'd Like to Fuck

Jeff: Wow, did you see that old woman at the post office? SCILF!

by Nojhole January 13, 2008