seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

by athegreat December 14, 2010

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021

seasoned chicken

an older bigger woman can be any ethnicity except Asian might have some spices and be all dressed up without feathers or have feathers no seasoning and a heck of a fucking attitude otherwise known as "gilf" grandma Id like to... You get the point

gilf oldlatina wtfamidoing chic eggs wrinkles down there seasoned chicken

by Swirleyvortexythingy May 11, 2015

seamonkeydrew

Seamonkeydrew is a professional console video gamer he is best known for his COD trickshot videos but also plays fortnite GTA and others

Have you ever killed seamonkeydrew in fortnite

by Fortnite player1000 June 2, 2018

Seamonkey

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch

“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”

by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019

seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020

seamoney

seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.

"Seamoney stop it please anywhere but there ahhhh~~ no don't cream on my shrek collection noo"

by daddyseren June 1, 2024