Shittum

A collection of minutia; i.e. problems, objects, the proverbial and ubiquitous "shit".

I can't make it today, I have far too much shittum on my plate." Or, "What is with all this shittum? I'm not cleaning this up!

by No153 September 18, 2010

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

shitty sleeper

the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.

tim gave tommy a shitty sleeper now tommy has pink eye.

by nubz9 January 10, 2013

shittle pop

what you get when somebody shoves your ice lolly up their anis, leaving a slight trace of poo on the end of you popsicle.

you: dude my butt is so itchy.
friend: here, use my popsicle.
you: aw thanks dude, do you want it back?
friend: no thanks dude. i cant eat that, you've left me with a shittle pop.

by jmac97 April 8, 2012

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

Shittant

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020

Shittiest

The superlative form of 'shitty', which in return is the adjective of the noun 'shit'.

Used to describe a place, person, object or situation that is so incredibly shitty, inferior, unpleasant, unfavorable, unfortunate, vulgar, despicable, anger-inducing, and/or mentally exhausting beyond any recognition.

The YouTube comments is the shittiest place you could ever be.

I just had the most shittiest day ever.

I can't believe the word 'shittiest' has almost no definitions in the UD.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 27, 2021