postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.

It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!

by Nola70115 January 18, 2009

cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.

shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!

by nicole and carson March 22, 2005

cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

phonak

phonak is used instead of the word cool or anything that means cool.

that party was so phonak Bitch!

by t-macrapalicious September 8, 2005

Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.

by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008

Phonecklace

A chain, rope or string to which one attaches their phone and wears around the neck so as not to lose it in a drunken stupor.

Make sure you have your phonecklace so you don't lose your phone again!

by Jager-Bomber March 2, 2010

Phonad

Phonad - a person who makes silly phonecalls and won't get off the line. Often confused with a dork. Most telemarketers are Phonads.

I was going to call you, but this stupid Phonad called and wouldn't get off the line

by Zorin May 26, 2010